SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES
IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING
this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
Protip: Never leave home without at least 3 boats.
And since, I’ve made a castle.
I burned/chopped down a whole jungle to make way for my private island, and I’m rather proud of it. It’s like 3 floors of “look how big my dick is.”
N E H O Y M E N O Y
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
I think Mazda should change their little catchphrase from “zoom zoom” to “nyoom”
I pAUSED AT THE WRONG TIME
ONE NUMP ANEAD OF NEH BREAB LINE
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
especially italian bread goddamn.